London Police Investigate Spate of Garden Gnome Thefts

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Inner city residents in London are calling on police to step up their efforts after a sudden spate of garden gnome thefts has left many homes bereft of their beloved decorations. The thefts have taken place across several inner city neighbourhoods and have left homeowners feeling frustrated and violated.

According to police reports, the gnomes have been disappearing in the middle of the night, with thieves leaving behind no clues or evidence of their presence. The only sign of a break-in is the absence of the gnomes, which are often cherished by their owners for their unique designs and sentimental value.

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